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« : 13 Nisan 2007, 21:13:31 »

Bu da 2. versiyonu... :D

Aşağıda yapılan konuşmalar Chicago Kontrolde olan konuşmalardır. ( A/C = Uçak, ATC = Hava Trafik Kontrolörü )

A/C : Approach, how far from the airport are we in minutes?
ATC : N923, the faster you go, the quicker you'll get here.
 
ATC : American 220...eenie, meenie, miney, moe...how do you hear my radio?
 
ATC : Air Wisconsin 335, caution wake turbulence...there is an Air Wisconsin 345 on the frequency.
A/C : I don't mind altitude separation as long as they're not on top of each other.
 
ATC : Northwest 07K... You look like you're established on the localizer and I don't know the names of any of the fixes... You're cleared for the ILS approach, call tower.
 
A/C : Approach, what's our sequence?
ATC : Calling for sequence, I missed your call sign... But if I find out what it is, you're last.
 
ATC : Sure you can have 8 miles behind the heavy, but there'll be United Tri-jet between you and him.
 
A/C : Approach, Southwest 436... You want US to turn right to 090?
ATC : No, I want your brother to turn... Just do it and don't argue!
 
A/C : Approach, United 525... What's this aircraft doing at my altitude?
ATC : United 525... What makes you think it's your altitude?
 
ATC : Delta 1176, say speed.
A/C : Approach, we slowed to 220.
ATC : Delta 1176, pick it back up to 250... This ain't Atlanta and those ain't grits on the ground.
 
A/C : Request runway 27 right.
ATC : Unable.
A/C : Approach... Do you know that the wind at 6,000 aft is 270 at 50?
ATC : Yeah I do...and if we could jack the airport up to 5,500 ft, you could have that runway... Expect 14 right.
 
ATC : Air Force 45, it appears your engine has...oh, disregard...I see you've already ejected.
 
A/C : The first officer's says he has you in sight.
ATC : Roger, the first officer's cleared for a visual approach runway 27... You continue on that 180 heading and descend down to 3000 ft.
 
A/C : "Hey O'Hare... You see that 7600 code flashing 5 miles NW of Gary?
ATC : "Yeah I do... You guys talking to him?
 
A/C : Approach, what's the tower?
ATC : A big tall building with glass all around it...
 
A/C : How far behind traffic are we?
ATC : 3 miles.
A/C : That doesn't look like 3 miles to us!
ATC : Well, you're a mile and a half from him and he's a mile and a half from you, so that's 3 miles!
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« Yanıtla #1 : 10 Mayıs 2007, 00:51:07 »

:D  çok güldüm
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« Yanıtla #2 : 11 Mayıs 2007, 00:31:46 »

bunlar gerçekmi  :D
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